Congressman Michael Burgess Signing His Book THIS WEEKEND!

Saturday, May 14
10 am to 12 noon

Addison Sam’s Club
4150 Belt Line Rd
Addison, TX 75001

AND

Saturday, May 14
2 pm to 4 pm

Lewisville Sam’s Club
751 W Main St
Lewisville, TX 75067



JON-DAVID BROADCASTING FROM MAIN STREET DAYS IN GRAPEVINE THIS FRIDAY!

Jon-David giving away family 4-pack admission tickets all week!  Find out more here.

Today's Warm Up Comedian for The Wells Report!

Listeners Gayla and Larry, sent The Wells Report an e-mail with some funny cartoons.  They are today's warm-up comedian that comes on just before the main event to warm you up and get you thinking!  Thanks Gayla & Larry!

Now, here's a man who really had it together!

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known. Enjoy the following:

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation, the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

If you have something to share for Today's Warm Up Comedian, send an e-mail to vickis@ksky.com

Congressman Michael Burgess Signing His Book THIS WEEKEND!

Doctor and Congressman Michael Burgess will be signing his book "Doctor In The House" this weekend at the following locations:

Sam's Club
2850 W University Dr.
Denton, TX 76201

10am to 12 noon

AND
Sam's Club
4400 Bryant Irvin Rd.
Fort Worth, TX 76132

2pm to 4pm

Osama Bin Laden's Compound

The red stripe in the middle of the building in the back of the compound was where Osama Bin Laden stayed and where he was killed.  He lived on the 2nd and 3rd floor.  His windows were opaque.  The US came in from the ground level and cleared their way to the 2nd floor.  Osama Bin Laden was asked to surrender and when met with resistance he was fired upon and killed.  He was buried at sea and DNA provided the proof that it was indeed Osama Bin Laden.